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Joy News You Can Use – September 8, 2016
Tom Holland Has 20 Different Spider-Man Suits for Homecoming Spider-Man has made his long-awaited crossover into the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and for Spidey, hooking up with Tony Stark means his suit is going to be a lot more advanced when he takes on bad guys…unless he rips them all first. CONTINUE READING AT Screen Rant ...
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Joy News You Can Use – September 1, 2016
The 13 Biggest Video Games That Never Came Out Everyone talks about the most anticipated video game releases, but sometimes its good to highlight the ones that got away. For gamers, here are 13 times they were left heartbroken by a failed release. CONTINUE READING AT IGN Casting Kurt Russell in Guardians of the...
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Joy News You Can Use – August 24, 2016
Disney Files Patent for “Real” Lightsaber Since the release of the first “Star Wars” film in 1977, millions have imagined what it would be like to wield a real lightsaber. Could the wait finally be coming to an end? CONTINUE READING AT SWNN Marvel’s ‘Runaways’ Coming to Hulu from ‘Gossip Girl’ Creators On the heels of...
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Protestors Rally Over Kickapoo Joy Juice Shortage, Washington to Assemble Commission
WASHINGTON D.C. – In an event that seemed inevitable following the recent public outcry over the nationwide shortage of Kickapoo Joy Juice, today, angry protestors from around the country assembled in Washington, D.C., and took to the streets demanding answers. “I want the American people to know their voices are being heard loud and clear,”...
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Hipster Claims Kickapoo Joy Juice Wrecked His Personal Aircraft
NEW YORK – For most people, dirigibles are a thing of the past. But for Leopold Magnus, a 27-year-old Brooklyn native, and self-proclaimed “world’s greatest hipster,” there is no better way to travel by air. Magnus, who for some reason insisted on being called Adam, admits to being obsessed with all things vintage; an obsession...
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Does Kickapoo Accelerate Neck Beard Growth? Scientific Study Inconclusive
A new report is causing a major stir in the scientific community as researchers remain baffled in their efforts to discover the cause of accelerated neck beard growth – an ailment that affects an ever-increasing percentage of males between the ages of 18 and 34, commonly referred to as “neckbeards.” During the study, researchers placed...
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Kickapoo Joy Juice pulls sponsorship of International badger grooming competition
Citing its love and support for animals all around the world, last week, Kickapoo proudly announced its sponsorship of the 2nd Annual International Badger Grooming Competition scheduled for next month in Madison, Wisconsin. However, in a shocking turn of events, Kickapoo has now pulled its sponsorship after footage of last year’s competition surfaced online. “It...
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Kickapoo Joy Juice Now Available at Cracker Barrel Retail Stores in 42 States
Road warriors and loyal patrons of Cracker Barrel Retail Stores in almost every state in America have a refreshing new beverage option for quenching their thirst: citrus-flavored Kickapoo Joy Juice in 12-ounce glass bottles. The signature sparkling beverage will be available for purchase at all 635 Cracker Barrel Old Country Stores in 42 states through...
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Bored Guy Fills Pool with Joy Juice, Invents Kickapool
At first glance, the backyard of Seth Daniels appears like any other in his suburban Los Angeles neighborhood, but a closer look reveals something that is being considered the first of its kind. “It was empty, so I decided to pour a bottle of Kickapoo in there. After the first bottle I knew I was...
